redsnapper921:

lol

darrynek:

*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired

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spuandi:

just come over, wrap your arms around me and let me fall asleep with you

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

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funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !
made-for-mayhem:

DARK / GRUNGE BLOG
stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

casmisseseverdean:

captivesam:

truckyousasha:

*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar* 
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS 

*breaks down in tears on your chest*

This applies to every show ever

Except Buffy.

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